well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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