Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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