I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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