So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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