I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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