Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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