I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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