I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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