weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
