you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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