Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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