My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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