Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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