I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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