Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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