Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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