If that was your dad, he is hot
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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