dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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