What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Everything about him screamed your future.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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