I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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