Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
People with herpes should wear stickers.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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