Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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