That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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