Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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