oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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