I am puke
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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