i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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