i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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