I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
