another moral hangover. fuck.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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