Someone shit on the floor
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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