He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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