Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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