There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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