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Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I have tasted many bathrooms
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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