I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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