i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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