She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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