And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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