me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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