i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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