A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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