His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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