party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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