I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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