whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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