um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
