I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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