i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
