I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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