did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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