so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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