She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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