Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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