Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You've changed since you got that strap on
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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