she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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