when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We have started to decorate penises.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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