i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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