Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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