I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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