Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
